Greetings and Salutations my friends and thank you for visiting my blog.
I would like to invite you to join me on my journey through diet hell. Yes, you heard me right….
How else would you describe it? Obviously losing weight is not some super awesome fun adventure or else everyone would be wonderfully skinny. Losing weight, or at least trying to lose weight sucks!
I was born chubby and have been struggling with my weight ever since. There has been a time or two that I’ve gotten down to where I wanted to be, but I always manage to screw that up and put the weight back on again.
There is no end to all of the excuses I have for why I’m a Fatty McFatter. Things like having babies or going through some kind drama of one kind or another… Most recently it has been a combination of my age and quitting smoking. I think that last one was by far the hardest and has left me currently at the heaviest I’ve ever been.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m still happy I quit smoking, but now… now I really have to buckle down and get this weight off!!!
So that being said, what would you like to know about me? I’m a pretty open book. I am currently working on my second marriage. I never get shit right the first time! I have three grown kids, one boy, two girls. I have two half-grown step-kids, one boy, one girl. And… saving the best for last… I have two grandchildren, one boy, one girl. I know, grandkids???? What the hell? I’m not old enough for grandkids! Well, obviously I am old for them, but at least I can say I don’t look old enough. Or that is what everyone tells me and of course, they could all be lying to me… Like when people tell you that you’re not fat when you really are…
But here….. That’s me, so you can judge for yourself! Oh, and that’s a craft beer in my hand. I love my craft beer. Of course, I hardly ever drink it now that I have made the decision to stop being a Fatty McFatter. My plan is to save them for special occasions. Which also sucks…But if life were fair, then craft beer would be diet food and binge watching Criminal Minds would be the equivalent of a cardio workout. But Alas… life isn’t fair and you know what else?? I have yet to find some super diet that is going to make me skinny overnight. I should know, I’ve tried almost every one of them. And the few I haven’t tried… well, keep reading because I will get around to it!
Well, if there is anything more you want to know about me, ask! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy my blogs. Now let’s do this!